According To You & According To Him

According to you
I was stupid,
useless,
I couldn't do anything right.
According to you
I was difficult,
hard to please,
forever changing my mind.
I was a mess in a dress,
I couldn't show up on time,
even if it would save my life.
According to you. According to you.



But according to him 
I'm beautiful,
incredible,
he can't get me out of his head.
According to him 
I'm funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite, 
He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you
I was boring,
moody,
you couldn't take me any place.
According to you
I sucked at telling jokes cause I always gave it away.
I was the girl with the worst attention span;
you were the boy who put up with it. 
According to you.
According to you.

But according to him
I'm beautiful,
incredible,
he can't get me out of his head.
According to him 
I'm funny,
irresistible, 
everything he ever wanted. 
Everything is opposite,
He's into me for everything I'm not, 

I need to feel appreciated,
like I'm not hated.  

According to me
you're stupid, 
you're useless, 
you can't do anything right. 

But according to him 
I'm beautiful,
incredible, 
he can't get me out of his head.
According to him 
I'm funny, 
irresistible, 
everything he ever wanted.